NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA suck it.
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pregnancy begins when you look at a boy
pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy
pregnancy begins
the dark pregnancy
the dark pregnancy rises
(Source: ameowlia, via mypieceofmadness)
is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS
settle down there thor
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Today a second grader in my bus asked another second grader if he knew ’ the f word’ but then the other one replied fart so everything turned out fine.
However the first second grader then replied with ‘No Fuck’ and thing weren’t that fine anymore.
(Source: theboysofwinterfell)
it’s a scientifically proven fact that everyone below 5’2” is incredibly angry, all the time
Fuck y’all, I’m 5’1!
oH WAIT IM ACTUALLY 5’3 IM HAPPEH NOW. ;D
(via theboysofwinterfell)
it’s a scientifically proven fact that everyone below 5’2” is incredibly angry, all the time
Fuck y’all, I’m 5’1!
Oh, wait I’m actually 5’3, I’m happy now. :D
(via theboysofwinterfell)
Anonymous asked: r u a pr0nstar
yiiis yiis the best of them all.
List of topics for 2013:
(This list includes all the topics I will write about, some of the books/movie I will review and other stuff I don’t want to forget. This list is simply something I will be able to get back to when I run out of ideas in the future. FEEL FREE TO SUBMIT IDEAS.)
- Religion in general and what I think about it
- Why certain school systems are corrupt
- Controlling your offspring in general (incl. abortion, birth control pill.)
- What is terrorism?
- Gay rights
- BOOK: Perfume: Story of a Murderer -Patrick Suskind
- BOOK: The Book of Awesome 1&2
- Bullying in schools, why & how to stop it
- Why I’m terrified of everything
- Animal testing and cruelty
- Being vegetarian
- Revolutions and protests
- How fucked up everything is in general.
- …
